Harry Potter tonight! Yeah!
I ate ALLLLLLL the brownies! (Well, 4 of them and 2 bananas.)
It was horrible. It was disgusting. It was glorious!
New day tomorrow, I guess.
Hitler or Churchill?
Score: 100% (10 out of 10)
Lool theres over 200000 of us in the
Forever Alone, and I’m more than okay with that.
A breakdown of my mental state over the course of the last 48 hours:
I don’t have trichinosis. I don’t have trichinosis. That pork chop was only a little pink. I probably don’t have trichinosis.
Why does my stomach hurt? It’s trichinosis! Googlegooglegoogle. I probably don’t have trichinosis. Oh god! It’s trichinosis and they’re going to grow in my brain!
No no no. It’s probably not trichinosis….I might have trichinosis. I fucking hate pork. Why did I eat it?!
Ugh. I’ll just go to the doctor and reveal my neuroses.
This is why I only ever eat super well-done meat, guys. D: